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vaila, from sandwick, age 9
what did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? ruff!
Top 3 recommended books:
- flash puppy place
- Snowball
- rascal puppy place
jessica, from colchester, age 8
what did the banana say to the elaphant ? nothing because bananas do not talk
Top 3 recommended books:
- kernowland the crystal pool
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- the children of cherry tree farm
ryan, from willand, age 10
'doctor doctor! i have 59 seconds to live' said the old man 'ill be whith you in a minute sir' said the doctor
Top 3 recommended books:
- 'The Spaceship Graveyard:Decide Your Destiny:"Doctor Who"'
- 'The Time Crocodile:Decide Your Destiny:"Doctor Who"'
- 'Doctor Who' Time Lord In Training
Hilary, from aberdeen, age 10
whens a tractor never a tractor. when it turns into a field
Top 3 recommended books:
- Naughty Amelia Jane!
- The Naughtiest Girl Again
- Lost in the Snow
Archie, from Campbeltown, age 6
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! (No eye deer)
Top 3 recommended books:
maria, from brierfield , england, age 11
why didn't cindrella make the football team? her coach kept turning into a pumpkin
luke, from pool, age 7
how did a dog call his frinds on a telly bone
Top 3 recommended books:
- joke
- sad
- funny
rayyan, from chingford, age -1
whats a ghosts best desert ice-scream ha ha ha ha ha ha
Top 3 recommended books:
- vilage dinosare
- Uncle Tom's pterodactyl
- harry poter b
aimee-lea, from swinton, age 7
2 eggs sat on a table looking at a whisk one says to the other whats that for other says beats me
Top 3 recommended books:
- fame school reach for the stars
- fame school rivals
- my magical pony sea haze
Josie, from Tilehurst, age 9
Whats black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Top 3 recommended books:
sophie, from sidcup, age 10
what is a dear with no eyes? no idea!
Top 3 recommended books:
- My Sister Jodie
- Candyfloss
- Clockwork
tamsin, from newhaven, age 6
(Q)Why did the biscuit cry?(A)Because his mum was a wafer too long!
Top 3 recommended books:
- senses
- elmer
- solar system
Natasha, from Cirencester, age 10
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Becuase he didn't have any body to go with.
Top 3 recommended books:
- Dragonsdale
- Genie Us
- The London Eye Mystery
Abigail, from Leeds, age 12
A fella went to the doctors the other day as he though he was going deaf. the doctor said can you describe the symptoms of course said the man. "Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair."
jessica, from colchester, age 8
whats black white black white black white ? a penquin rolling down the stairs !
Top 3 recommended books:
- kernowland the crystal pool
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- the children of cherry tree farm
Candyfloss, from BYFIELD, age 10
Q.Why did the machanic sleep under the car? A.because he whanted to wake up oily in the morning.
Top 3 recommended books:
jess, from hastings, age 9
what are mummys favourite music? wrap music!
Top 3 recommended books:
- Double Act
- The Twins at St.Clare's
- Rainbow Magic
jade, from england, age 9
why did the man with 1 hand cross the road? to get to the second hand shop.
Pooja, from leicester, age 8
what do you call a sleeping bull ANSWER: bull dozer!!!
Top 3 recommended books:
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- Disney's 102 dalmations
- Five go off to camp
jasmine, from derby, age 7
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy
Top 3 recommended books:
- The'Lighthouse Keeper's Picnic,
- twins '
- Wilbie finds a friend
sophie, from sidcup, age 10
whats a fish with no eyes? fsh! ha ha ha ha ha!
Top 3 recommended books:
- My Sister Jodie
- Candyfloss
- Clockwork
Zoe, from London, age 8
What do you make from baked beans to onions? Tear Gas!
Top 3 recommended books:
- The ugly duckling
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- Katie Price's Perfect Ponies:Pony Club Weekend
Nissy, from KENT, age 8
what did one traffic light say to anouther don't look i'm changing! hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!
Top 3 recommended books:
- The
- 'utterley me' clarice bean
- my
imaan, from south africa, age 12
what do you get when you mix a elephant and fish swiming trunks
Top 3 recommended books:
- how to be popular
- the cheetah girls
- hocus pocus
isabel, from leightion buzzard, age 8
why did the chewing gum cross the road? because it was stuck to the cikens foot!
Top 3 recommended books:
- Horrid Henry's Stinkbomb
- Horrid Henry and the Abominable Snowman:Horrid Henry
- Horrid Henry and the Football Fiend
SHANNEN, from SIDCUP, age 11
STUDENT:SIR WOULD YOU PUNISH ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T DO TEACHER:OF COURSE NOT STUDENT:GOOD COZ I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK
Top 3 recommended books:
- My Sister Jodie
- Candyfloss
- Cringe!
sophie, from plymouth, age 7
how did the farmer mend his trousers? with cabbage patches.
Top 3 recommended books:
- The Magic Faraway Tree
- Ruby the Red Fairy
- the puffin book of fantastic first poems
leah, from sunderland, age 12
why did the banana go to the hospital, because it didin't peel very well.
lysandra, from brighton, age 7
there are 5 cats on a cliff one jumped off how many are left?.Answer ;none there all copy cats.
Top 3 recommended books:
alex, from upchurch, age 7
how do youn find information on a spider? on the web ha ha ha ha ha
Top 3 recommended books:
- horrid henry
- my big brother
- captin underpants

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